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Wednesday January 11th 2006

Was the craziest dream ever. Like here it goes...well it started with me going to a "concert" it was like this big event at what seemed to be the Ringling museum grounds down here in Sarasota, but really it was some place I made in my mind that had houses streets and other buildings in it near the water ocean or something....well I walked to the concert for exercise and then um watched for a while the band or group was called "the hogerty's" or something I saw the sign with the name and I think that was it...the band leader was a woman and it was all done through the internet using 500+ thousand gigabytes of bandwidth. So when I was walking out of the place through the parking lot this woman cut in front of me in line 'cause I was trying to buy something before I left I guess :) and I didn't say anything but she turned and eyeballed me and said fuck you stay behind me...so I was like damn bitch what the fuck you just cut in front of me...and she's like don't curse and I'm like well okay you just did, but anyway why did you get in front of everyone in line...and then I was pissed so I chased her around the damn parking lot and was like cursing at her a shit...was pretty funny...then I realized that I had super duper jumping powers and I could jump like a frog over bushes and big rocks that were in the parking lot haha and also use bushes and springs to help me jump even higher! okay so I had enough of the jumping bullshit and decided it was time to leave this place...so since I arrived on foot I must leave the same way. Started walking down this street just outside the parking lot area and these people on a dorm room balcony or apartment patio second floor were making lots of noise...then an arrow hit a tree just to my right about one foot away...I'm shit they are shootin' at me...I dove into the bushes and more arrows came flying my way! Hitting the ground and the trees so I sat there for minutes then decided to throw rocks back at them...haha that didn't work so I made a run for it...and ended up in a weird garden area looked like the ringing museum or something and was right next to the water...I walked toward the exit and then realized I wasn't alone and not only that but the thing I was standing on was moving much like a revolving restaurant was spinning around and around not fast but enough to notice...and then it broke from the land and was going out to sea like a boat or something...the guy/gal/weirdo that was on this revolving piece of shit was telling me to hold on (yea it was a dude) ...but anyway he said flex your arms so you'll have strength to hold on that big wave in heading this way...the wave was 10-15 feet tall and about 30ft wide...so I held on to the edge of this shit spit of land and then when the wave hit it was like nothing hash so the dude is like forget what I said lets jump for it...and then we ended up walking to the control station of this place and also were the band leader would be headed shortly...the guy demanded to be given 500 gigabytes of bandwidth and said I should be given the same. So the band leader arrived and granted our wish...my bandwidth was in the form of a candy bar that looked like a brick of lard it tasted oh so good much like sweet clear jellow...if that even exists...Then I woke up! And realized I was chewing on a dirty foot in front of my face.